This Thanksgiving I went to Japan on a
whim. I must say that going to Japan by
oneself and not knowing a lick of Japanese wasn’t the smartest thing to
do. The target destination was a place
called Fuefuki in Yamanashi prefecture.
A town in the middle to the world renown Japanese grape region. How did I pick this region?? Friend I met on Guam was working there so
figured I’d go visit.
Grape vineyard in the center of town |
Grapes on the vine |
OK, some background info on
Fuefuki it looks like a nice inland valley that in my opinion could have been a
swap at one time (lots of water/storm drains everywhere). I think in the late sixties bubbling hot water
came up thru da ground so now the place is a mecca of Japanese bathhouses along
with being the fruit including wine grape region of Japan.
Well apparently the same weekend as the US Thanksgiving Holiday was some Japanese national holiday..long story short, all of the hotels were booked for the weekend….fuck it I went anyway. Wine country why not? It was beautiful the weather was like August at home but dryer.
Well apparently the same weekend as the US Thanksgiving Holiday was some Japanese national holiday..long story short, all of the hotels were booked for the weekend….fuck it I went anyway. Wine country why not? It was beautiful the weather was like August at home but dryer.
Getting there was easy. I had a Delta ticket that was due to expire on the 31st of Nov. so I used it. Business class to Japan, Oh yeah Baby! The sad part is I don’t/can’t drink like I used to so the few glasses of champagne didn’t make the upgrade worth it. At the airport, everybody speaks plausible English so finding the right bus line to Fuefuki was easy. You could also take the train, but the trip has about 4 transfers with a few minutes between to find the right train. I figured bus - no transfer - straight trip. So far easy Parcheesi. I passed thru the Yasmanashi Tunnel about a week before it collapsed whew!
So my friend meets me at the bus
station and takes me to this hotel that at least has a room for Thursday and as
luck would have it there was a cancellation..wooo hooo. Lodging was solved for the four days I was
there. The next day I set out to
explore. It was pretty cool though I
didn’t do any bathhouses…hello I don’t even enjoy hot tubs and sitting around
with a bunch of men in sulfur fumed water just wasn’t interesting. This place was clean. Guam is dirty. Why so many Japanese tourist
go to Guam is beyond me.
Trip Highlights
1. Went
to this family restaurant and ordered from the pictures what I thought was
chicken. What I got was the cartilage
tips at the end of chicken breast. It
was weird, they had a sliver of meat and chicken skin. The order was about ten 1-1/2” pieces. The place had little inset gas-fired hibachi’s
that let you cook the food. This is easy
- I cooked those bad boys till they were
crunchy, then shootz it was all good.
2. Shopping
hmmm, well Japan was a little colder than Guam and I needed a jacket/coat. So I hit the mall and a few clothing stores hoping
to find some warmth. Damn I’m not the
biggest dude but the XL, and XXL’s where too small?? I guess I didn’t see the big and tall
store. Neway, I find a vest that is
tight but hell, it’s a down vest on sale a size XXL. A bit later, back at the hotel I notice the
snaps and zipper are on the wrong side.
Apparently I have a woman’s XXL (hey it was on the men’s rack, how am I
s’posed to know?). I swear to God I
didn’t see any Japanese women that weekend that would even remotely be a
XXL. Thinking about it I’m not sure I
have ever seen a size XXL?
3. Fuefuki
has a bargirl Karaoke district which isn't much different than what is in Guam. It is funny the places in Asia that I have been, there are always no local women. I must go to the "non-local" places. This one joint had a high
yen “bingo” game in the back? I think
the term bingo was lost in translation. OK so the next night I went looking for a
Jazz club and saw this club called “Night and Day” a piano bar. Can’t go wrong with that, Cole Porter and
Frank Sinatra right? It was cool owned
by this older Japanese guy ….that spoke English yea! Lol he made me sing a karaoke song (nope no
jazz slightly misleading) I selected Johnny Cash, but when Helen Reddy “I Am Woman Hear Me Roar” came up
Tak throws me the mic and says sing while he accompanied me on the piano. Needless to say, I have a new song in my
karaoke repertoire. They were great ppl,
warned me to be careful walking home and then sent a bottle of local wine to
the Hotel.
OK no problem I got this. Next step Google translate Bus to Narita and ask the desk clerk to help.
Done! I have reservations but no ticket. With a reservation, you have to go to the convenience store with a ticket kiosk.
I handed the clerk the paper with reservation confirmation number for him to operate the kiosk (which is all in Japanese) after the BAS vs BUS spelling incident I finally have a ticket. With ticket in hand the Bus/Plane trip back to Guam was without incident.